HEY GUYS STORY TIEM

Herro beautiful people. I got my phones back and I am HAPPY ONCE MORE, THE SUN SHINES OUT MY ASS WHEN I WALK. old hag has a story to share.

This was found in my gmail inbox. I know it's tl;dr but I trust you guys to have a good grasp of basic English reading skills.

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subject: Enough

I guess you can read from the text stated above. We’ve been friends on DeviantArt. We were both in the same fandoms (that’s all I’m giving out, you KNOW ME), seems recently you’ve been involved on the other side of things. I can’t find anything in common with you any more. You ignore me just like the rest. Surely if you have time to post here, then you aren’t that busy.

I’m tired of your work, your jobs, and of course the barrier that has formed between us. I feel useless and worthless yet there is nobody who can comfort me in times like these. All my friends have been doing this to me, I want to lose it and scream. Have you ever felt so hopeless and wretched that you cannot go on any longer? In July I suffered a nervous breakdown and I wanted to kill myself. Everyone leaves when you need support the most, that is why I sent you that e-mail prior to this, but you didn’t even care at all. I sent it to all of my so-called -FRIENDS-. You do not sound cordial or personal at all, just like the others that have fooled me. Yes Toten, no matter how much you stress on it, you are NOT HONEST AT ALL. I can judge that from your journals and twits on Twitter, you never spoke like that when I first knew you. You do not talk like that and you don’t even tell us what kind of job you have. I don’t even know any more. You just, don’t care about anyone. Any more.

When I saw the friends you’ve met, I can honestly say they will bring you down and you will hit ROCK BOTTEM. Partying and socializing is not the cure to everything, posers do that all the time. You are clearly trying to fit in even though you don’t want to. Listen to yourself instead of others sometime, grow a spine. No matter how much you party, reality SLAPS you in the fucking face. Everything with you now is just friends, party, materialism and travel. What happened to the friend I knew? We chatted for hours at home when you were still in college. You had time to draw and make inspiring comics. This morning I woke up with a clear conscience, I gazed upon my sketchbooks and the chats we used to have. You don’t even draw them anymore, why bother. I knew it was time to end this friendship. I can do without a friend with three houses and three faces to go along with them. Enjoy your so-called life, one day when you’ll see what I’ve been trying to say, you will know the truth. If you ever want to salvage the friendship, don’t bother. The deed has been done, the doors are no longer open for people like you. Good luck… and goodbye.

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The email was sent at 10am++ at their timezone I think? I was having dinner after a meeting. I showed everyone at the table and I can only sum up everyone’s faces in one line:

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Seriously, just picture a bunch of grown women and businessmen leaning back.

The food was kinda slow so I replied:

wow i am literally in tears when i viewed this on my blurberry, i almost drowned everyone. ok so from this i gather that your friendships are based on giftart and online asspats when you feel suicidal. cool story bro, but after getting this job, it’s hard to avoid alcohol and partying so hear me out since i’m not a basement dweller who’s struggling in a college for people seven years her junior with no improvements in the past 6 years and is living with her parents at the age of 25. you can call me corrupted, but i am not immoral otherwise i’d be shoving puppies into my mouth during lunch hours before mutilating everyone in a nursing home, earning $5 for every eyeball. dude there were campaigns in july, fuck all to answering emails omgggg like go run to your mother. seriously

oh i don’t have three houses btw, four actually. i’m looking for a new terrace in town on saturday, i have no landed property located in central areas and it’s near a lot of restaurants. i promise not to grovel at your rly awesome door of forgiveness when i’m high. i wanted to invite you to southern indonesia because you sound like you need it. but since i’m never going to be forgiven i am going to dab at my eyes with tissue now and hope my boss and clientele never remember this. did you ever think that jobs are for the sole reason for earning money and not street cred? daaaaayumm i thought we’re both out of high school by now, man

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But seriously this is what I get in my inboxes occasionally.  That’s why I appreciate things like these, it’s entertaining when all the newspapers are unavailable during dinner, prime reading material ok. It’s like using twitter whenever I eat breakfast.

On another note, I finally had time to organize my stuff accordingly. Recently I’ve been trying to arrange everything in one room to see how much stuff I actually use. I occupy the smallest area in the house, so it’ll be easy to pack up and move if the situation arises. When I came back from my trip, there were several packages for me and one of them is from the lovely bumble-boo whom I purchased these badges and bookmarks from. She was really helpful and friendly and I appreciate it. Thanks again! I’m definitely ordering again when new items are available.