HARRO

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I can explain the horrid colour of my journal.. it's based on the sweet melon cigars I bought at the airport. I like pastel pink on brown.



I spent my christmas like any other dickwad with a job in the illustration/advertising industry. They were all getting stoned and smashed at the clubs omg like free flowing alcohol and all the snacks I bought from Vietnam. I also spent time with family and doing lots of shopping and listening to Christmas songs while chillaxing with alcohol. Faaabulous.

Wow I can’t believe I got stuff for Christmas since it’s been a busy year for everyone. Santa would be yelling OBJECTION because I was an ass all year. Took me a while to sort out everything, tired as hell from rushing last minute gifts mog. I got:

_{• awesome sneakers, now I won’t look like a beggar no more
• Starbucks gift cards
• Starbucks journal from a very nice barista (see how nice the coffee people are. YOU DON'T SEE TEAFAGS DOING THAT)
• Steam games from GOD aka =ren128 THANK YOU PADRE LOL
• $300 bucks from the person I work for. Makes me suspicious because we usually ARGUE A LOT DURING WORK. If I disappear randomly, that means his hitmen got me good n___________n
• 4 moleskin sketchbooks, 3 Daler Rowney ones
• lots of juice boxes and dark chocolate
• lunches from friends lol
• ROSIN AND STRINGS HELLYEAH
• Illustration books
• Stickers for my cello from my music academy friends <33 *dies*
• Metal Slug Anniversary Disk for the PSP lmao YEAYYY
• ughgh my sister’s gift was so cute. *u* Gingerbread man doll in homemade packaging rofl
• Carrot pencil case from my mom lol awesome
• Copic and Ciao markers, tablet pen nibs from my senior comic editors XD
• Domo doll and TEA from piewhore.. <3 for the domo and >>>8((((( for the tea. Omfg seriously everyone LOVED the TF2 cards you made.. so FOOKING PRETTY <33
• free drinks and cigarettes from my irl friends, awesome plz
• lots of stuff from packages like holyshit. Thank you so much for mailing them to me, you know who you are. <3
• cat and owl keychains
• 4mil from Omerta LOL I LOVE MY FAMILY FFFF
• Gifts on Gaia. Chyaku norisu scarf, a gogh reed, lyndexer’s journal, angelic manner, Christmas event items, Noel’s gift, anchor bugs, animal crackers and two snow apples. Thank you so much! MADE MY WHOLE DAMN YEAR
• FFFFFFF a painting of Tadzio from the movie A Death In Venice. I fag hardcoar over that blondie long tiem
• 1 year DA sub.. WHO GAVE IT TO ME PLZ TELL ME. Idk how the sub thing displays so it would be nice to know who bought me the sub ;; Thank you so much
• two bags and shirts brb looking like a sailor boy *facepalm*
• $600 from my local commissioners
• the fucking best gift of all.. a Tony Montana figurine commissioned by Karl. I swear that I shat tears ilu Kakao lololol *MAKES ALTAR FOR IT BRB WORSHIPPING MY IDOL FOREVER*}

And lovely art from people on DA. FFFFFF happiness plz, and thank you for the Christmas wishes too.



I'm grateful for the gifts I got but nothing beats that feeling of celebration and NOT WORKING OMG. It means more to open presents with family and spend the holidays with people who mean a lot to you. As cheesy as it seems, those moments always make everything better and if you disagree a wall of dicks will collapse upon you.

Now I have to get my ass off the procrastination couch and make some new year's resolutions. God I suck at replying to things and talking, need to work on that.

Oh and I love you guys long time ok. Have a great week.

ohai *manly weeping*

Omg holyshit I wanted to weep tears of jubilation when my feet touched the soil of my country.. wow that sounded really lame okay sorry tbh I was just really happy because the airport has a lot of duty free products and my sister’s 18 now so that means I can use her to buy an extra box of tobacco for my friends. I love how my mom doesn’t give a shit about buying alcohol and cigs but yet she tells me to stop smoking. Mama, where has logic gone????

I learned that Vietnam is unlike Thailand and next time I should be more prepared in terms of speaking the language. Protip: do not assume that everyone knows English, thank god I used Chinese and traditional bullshit sign language to get around. Holyfuck man they have no Starbucks wth suffering withdrawal symptoms for 5 days.

Wow.. when I got back I found all of my packages at the door. I was like, stunned.. seriously. 15 packages along with some cards omfg.. it'll take me a while to go through them but I want to thank *LouisDelacroix, ~Oh-Mrs-O, =Shia-luciel and *bilofontonanis for the packages in advance, I'm sure I'm going to be SPAZZING A WHOLE LOT MORE WHEN I OPEN EVERYTHING TOMORROW XD I loves ya okay. Also thank you x 32493025403 for the gifts on Gaia.. you guys are awesome for knowing that I love Gaiafagging lol. I'm going to be changing the avi into a more fuglier Christmas one, hellyeah.

I bought Christmas gifts for some of you but it’ll take me a while to mail them all. I’m going to do it on my Christmas break omg one fucking day how generous. oh how I wish I was a bratty emo teenager again so I can enjoy those three week long holidays instead of running around doing social duties and clientele shit. I’m also colouring up some chibis I drew on the plane, I hope I didn’t butcher anyone’s chars lolol. My Christmas gifts will be slow but I will get them done eventually. I'm still kinda confused unpacking all the awesome shit I got from Vietnam shopping. Pics later, I'm as tired as hell.

Also random: I’m on a mission to punch anyone who smokes weed, because it’s cheap crap here and whenever I buy cranberry juice to drink at the office, they all think I’m ‘clearing my system’ wth I’m drinking cranberry juice because it’s for old people so fuck you potties. I don’t do weed, it smells like horse shit. Fuck marijuanaaaaaa they’re the weaboos of the stoner world omg.

Brb replying to a fuckload of comments and notes. I miss Gaia and Omerta so badly, it's great to be home, I love my house aughhhhhh. *hugs everything in it*

ohai. Long time no see. Ummm.. I got hit by the disease truck so I was crippled forever.

- got the flu, had a raging fever and was puking/coughing up my kidney for two weeks?? My heart contracted from the coughing lololol I should stay off those cigarettes. I feel so retarded now because my throat's sore like ass, I lost my voice, I have an ear infucktion and I can't hear properly. I should change my name to Vatos and break things when I want to yell at someone. I can’t talk at all and it got funny after a few rounds of saying FUCKKKKKKK in my mind so it’s fine now.

- I was very busy, gee I wonder if I’ll find the fucking time to celebrate Christmas lolol but I’ll definitely go Christmas shopping when I go to Vietnam. I will change my Christmas list on a whim because not all people matter to me and I’m a dick with no time omg tearing my hair out in shame so please don’t kill me if I mail/draw things after my trip. I'm on the verge of breaking down in tears and laughter atm.

- idk anything about Christmas wishlists since I live 320430530 miles from my lolfamily, I already have a damn house with all sorts of neat shit and I’m happy with my stoner life except that I’m poor in Gaia now since I went gay for Kiki plushies. I want:

<sub>• someone who can go to Santorini with me next year because all my friends like to fucking splurge money on shoes and sound systems fml

• umm, a thousand units of watermelon sherbet thank you sister for getting me addicted to this like drugs???

• all my tea drinking friends to drink a cup of coffee

• everyone to have a nice holiday even though it’s been a rough year for some of you, I’ll be toasting to you guys in the pubs in Vietnam if I’m not killed by the bamboo traps and landmines @ the tourist center. Watch me get lost in the holes and craaaaazy traffic. I have a feeling I’ll be arguing a lot there.</sub>

And yeah..I’ll be in Vietnam tomorrow from the 16th til the 22nd, the flight’s at 5 fucking AM how convenient. I’ll be back soon and will resume drawing anything I owe like commissions and trades so pardon my slow replies too. This is the perfect time to leech wi-fi in Ho Chi Minh.


and if you gamble during the holidays, don't end up like crackyjuez

Harro lovely people.

I'm sleep deprived atm and I'm now on a quest to find out what I hit my left hand on because holyshit there's a dark bruise and a deep cut on my pinky wth?? Maybe someone assaulted me in my sleep or I sleep like a violent dying animal.

Stuff

- my sister's presentation went well in her college and I was so fucking happy because I stayed up til 3am to craft the layout and do all the calculations for her omg fuck statistics. I swore I would crush her teammates if they botch up all the efforts made. I'm glad I don't have to choke some 18-20 yr old bitches, woohoooo.

- a fugly old man is absent from the office for a week ohmygod I should probably go to the church tomorrow and show my GRATITUDE by kneeling in front of Mother Mary for 8 hours so I can skip work as well. 5 days of not seeing that old man is a like winning the sweepstakes a gazillion times.

- Gaia is sucking me into it's cesspool desuhole once more because hhhhhhghhhhhhhhhh THE NEW ITEMS ARE GODDAMN NICE HOLYSHIT. Gaia commissions are open since I'm questing stuff again. I got broke after I went LV 100 SHOPPING in the Gaia marketplace. Oh, and I'm trading chibis for items listed on my profile. If I get enough chibis to draw, I'll compile them to upload here *u* If you have a Gaia, add me if you want. I'm sorting out the friendlist anyways, thanks [link]

- also on Sunday when I went to Matsuba (some Jap restaurant), my mom took us to this Korean store and I found out that Lotte Waffles are my new drug replacement because they're delicious and suddenly I would kill for them idk. I bought 8 boxes of pure waffly crack, I'm not as obssessed as my younger sister over weaboo food I swear. brb stuffing myself during the weekends.


- This house needs more apple juice and coffee sachets WAUGH. I'm going to paint my walls red, I hate the yellow walls because I feel like I'm sleeping in a room FULL OF PISS.

- and I need new clothes too. I look like a hobo. Awesome.

- I love this week, I feel like I can crush the fucking world right now.

Ohmygod another journal? I must be getting the attention whore disease like every other 15 year old out there.

I'm sort of braindead from working late this week, workload was a little heavy, wasn't drawing much because OW HAND. PAIN. SUFFER. Lethargy and other anti-wholesome things, I will draw more often after I GET MORE EXP ON OMERTA MOG I AM SORRY FOR BEING AN ADDICT.

MSN chats make me question the sanity levels of my cohorts. Sometimes.

Sira said:
* DIRINGA THERE YOU ARE FML
* I’m on the verge of dying.

Scarface said:
* augh whry

Sira said:
* group projects. PUBLIC SPEAKING SHIT. I hate her so much.
* DID YOU EVER HAVE HORRIBLE PEOPLE THAT YOU HATE TO THE CORE.

Scarface said:
* I usually wish cancer on them and hope they’ll never live to be 30????
* tell them nicely, OH U KNOW HOW SENSITIVE TEENAGERS ARE THESE DAYS SIRA

Sira said:
* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF The whole universe orbits around college bitch. SHE’S INERT, PROLLY STUCK ON A DILDO AND THERE THEY ARE ORBITING AROUND HER LIKE STONEY SHITFACES WITH CHEESY SMILES. MY COLLEGE IS A COUNTRY AND THE BOYS SING GOD SAVE THE CUNT.

Scarface said:
* holyfuck man..
* WHAT

Sira said:
* if we’re alone in the lift. I swear.
* I will bite her nose or EAR off. Like rly.
* THEN KEEP IT IN MY CUTE TUPPERWARE OHOHO NASO BENTO.

Scarface said:
* sira I am giving you my VACANT STARE LV 100

Sira said:
* ANNRGRE.

Scarface said:
* if she lives in my area maybe i can spill hot coffee on her for you?
* Like OOOOPSSS AH EXCUSE ME SIGNORA YOU GIANT BITCH DID I BURN U

Sira said:
* LMFAO MOG HMM mmmmmmmmmmaybe.
* accidentally a dildo on her face???????

Scarface said:
* okay but you’ll need to buy the dildo 4 me

Sira said:
* wtf dude. You’re 22.

Scarface said:
* i’m not the one with the HATERADE?????
* you’re 18, MAN THE FUCK UP AND GET THAT DILDO FOR MISS SASSY

Sira said:
* I hate you Diringa, such an unsupportive JERKOFF.

Scarface said:
* AFTER I MISSION COMPUREEET
* i’ll accidentally the dildo on your face too

Sira said:
* FML FML FML I BOMB YOU.

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Also before I end this sorry excuse of a journal

The toffee nut frappe from Starbucks IS BACK AGAIN WAUGH. GONNA BINGE ON THAT SHIT UNTIL JANUARY BRB OVERDOSING ON CAPITALIST CRAP



FML I want to be a barista. Maybe a baristartist, I’ll be fired in a week because of embezzlement.