LAWLZ I used up 2 days to draw this up..holyshit pathetic plz. My eyes are dying. What is sleep.


This is for my own reference, I thought it would be fun to draw all the units that run around in Hippocrates' territory. They all share the same leg designs.


1. The sconebot is not created by Hippocrates, his girlfriend Daisy thought it would be cute to make a euthanasia unit that resembles her stupid scone baking boyfriend. Hippocrates despises this unit and wishes for it to self-terminate. Sconebots have a laser stored in their chests and their legs have syringes which can kill instantly. The scones are poisoned even though they may deny it.

2. Teabots are abundant in the labs, they're friendly units but get offensive when the word 'coffee' is mentioned. They can be modified to shoot lasers. Only teabots which sing nursery rhymes are deadly because it means they have been modified by Daisy. Daisy is a sinister being that must be stopped. [link]

3. Greater teabots are the larger offensive units which store tea and defend other units in the same manner as a pillbox. The guns are stored at the top part. The monitor can be modified to focus laser beams for maximum fun and destruction. They are like mothers, when provoked, pain will happen.

4. Surveillance drones are the units that Hippocrates sends out to monitor the progress and status of the other officers' territory (because he is a pathetic person who never gets out often and needs to get laid). They can recognize facial features and sound frequencies. When needed, they launch themselves at the enemy and promptly explode. Glory for Chaos. 8D

5. Hippocratic drones are the signature units of Hippocrates, they were made to appease Daisy who wanted 'children' of her own. They do most of the work in the labs, from healing broken tissue to repairing other units and networks. They fire lasers because Daisy says so.

6. Coffeebots are the counterparts of the teabot and they are irritable machines that condemn everything on sight. They were made because Adolphus said COFFEE IS BETTAR, GODDAMN TEAAAAA and Hippocrates was tired of his whining.

7. Tearrets are the creation from a glorious crackchat between *LouisDelacroix and I. Holyshit, piewhore's brain is insanely creative and random and I cannot catch up to his brilliance anymore, I can only draw out the tearret, it's all his idea. ILU PIEWHOOOORE. Tearrets are not official units, they're *LouisDelacroix's creation. They're a fusion of the Portal turrets and the teabots because crackchatting is immensely fun GOCHATMOARRRR.


okay I'm done. Finally. ;; All the units love you with all their life-support systems.. <3