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I WILL KILL THAT BITCHTIT

oh my god what an angry woman holyshit

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I like drawing as much as an obese kid likes cake. When I said I draw things, I never said I could do it well. DURHUR.

CHAOS

This is my main story, Chaos. I've been working on it since 2005 and my progress is slow, I bet all my OCs hate me for my lack of 1337 skillz.

This story consists of:

- Dead koi fish who must be avenged by a sorrowful protagonist with a giant crowbar
- A botched fascist experiment who aspires to SAEV TEH WURLD
- An apathetic douchebag who bakes scones
- Blonde and brunette lunatics who play with dangerous things
- Archeologists who cause shitstorms because they can
- Explosions and various angry people in mostly formal wear who like injuring each other
- Cloning, the usual sci-fi shit and politics gone wrong
- Crack
- Old radios

let's just pretend this is my fridge on the internet

..because I love you guys like a dying grandmother. :iconretardedplz:

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~Oh-Mrs-O

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~Zombiedoggy

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=summend

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=Snook-8

People I want to invite to my wedding

REtards
:icontotenveloren::iconjirakotsu::iconprevailance::iconvillens-verflochtung::iconmodus-0perandi:

Old time bastard
:iconcrypt-lord:

Troololi. Hijo de puta, we ride motorboat and cross the border togaythar n___n
:iconrosiana:

Omerta partner-in-crime >8DDD
:iconsummend:

Shotapiewhore
:iconlouisdelacroix:

Bisnonna Bimmin and her beautiful family
:iconiloveargento::iconoh-mrs-o::iconiyatehlolita:

The Holy Trinity
:icongodplz::iconarrowplz::iconren128:
:iconjesusfacepalmplz::iconarrowplz::icontotenveloren:
:iconpigeon2plz::iconarrowplz::iconsnook-8:

:iconsilentneko: She also has a van of candeh
:iconsariah-loire: Long lost twin sister
:iconanimeluver711: Loli2
:iconyuanfangirl: The Judge
:iconlotty-sama: Future lighter supplier
:iconginhebi: Vegetable confetti supplier
:iconproffate: Will most probably be a mind-boggling flower girl
:iconemo-kittisy: Teafgt party crasher
:iconarchbishop01: Resident mind-flayer
:iconjarahamee: SRS BIOLOGIST
:iconsovaaun: Poptart spammer

Twitter

i have good friends fml

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 15, 2009, 9:28 AM
  • Mood: Shame
  • Listening to: tarantella
  • Reading: french dictionary fml my homework is so hard
  • Watching: DRUG PRICES ON OMERTA
  • Playing: GAIAFAGGING ZOMG
  • Eating: spaghetti
  • Drinking: COFFEEE


Ohmygod another journal? I must be getting the attention whore disease like every other 15 year old out there.

I'm sort of braindead from working late this week, workload was a little heavy, wasn't drawing much because OW HAND. PAIN. SUFFER. Lethargy and other anti-wholesome things, I will draw more often after I GET MORE EXP ON OMERTA MOG I AM SORRY FOR BEING AN ADDICT.

MSN chats make me question the sanity levels of my cohorts. Sometimes.

Sira said:
* DIRINGA THERE YOU ARE FML
* I’m on the verge of dying.

Scarface said:
* augh whry

Sira said:
* group projects. PUBLIC SPEAKING SHIT. I hate her so much.
* DID YOU EVER HAVE HORRIBLE PEOPLE THAT YOU HATE TO THE CORE.

Scarface said:
* I usually wish cancer on them and hope they’ll never live to be 30????
* tell them nicely, OH U KNOW HOW SENSITIVE TEENAGERS ARE THESE DAYS SIRA

Sira said:
* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF The whole universe orbits around college bitch. SHE’S INERT, PROLLY STUCK ON A DILDO AND THERE THEY ARE ORBITING AROUND HER LIKE STONEY SHITFACES WITH CHEESY SMILES. MY COLLEGE IS A COUNTRY AND THE BOYS SING GOD SAVE THE CUNT.

Scarface said:
* holyfuck man..
* WHAT

Sira said:
* if we’re alone in the lift. I swear.
* I will bite her nose or EAR off. Like rly.
* THEN KEEP IT IN MY CUTE TUPPERWARE OHOHO NASO BENTO.

Scarface said:
* sira I am giving you my VACANT STARE LV 100

Sira said:
* ANNRGRE.

Scarface said:
* if she lives in my area maybe i can spill hot coffee on her for you?
* Like OOOOPSSS AH EXCUSE ME SIGNORA YOU GIANT BITCH DID I BURN U

Sira said:
* LMFAO MOG HMM mmmmmmmmmmaybe.
* accidentally a dildo on her face???????

Scarface said:
* okay but you’ll need to buy the dildo 4 me

Sira said:
* wtf dude. You’re 22.

Scarface said:
* i’m not the one with the HATERADE?????
* you’re 18, MAN THE FUCK UP AND GET THAT DILDO FOR MISS SASSY

Sira said:
* I hate you Diringa, such an unsupportive JERKOFF.

Scarface said:
* AFTER I MISSION COMPUREEET
* i’ll accidentally the dildo on your face too

Sira said:
* FML FML FML I BOMB YOU.


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Also before I end this sorry excuse of a journal

The toffee nut frappe from Starbucks IS BACK AGAIN WAUGH. GONNA BINGE ON THAT SHIT UNTIL JANUARY BRB OVERDOSING ON CAPITALIST CRAP

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FML I want to be a barista. Maybe a baristartist, I’ll be fired in a week because of embezzlement.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: IKEA
  • Interests: SCIENCE, O2 JAM, lolis, STARBUCKS , helicopters, violins, cellos, RP, blonde menz and CLUBBING
  • Favourite movie: Departures (Okuribito), Inglourious Basterds
  • Favourite band or musician: CAKE, Ludo, Ez3kiel, The Dresden Dolls, Mansfield TYA, Wintersun, Lonely Island, TYR, Apocalyptica
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch, hobos love iPods..
  • Favourite game: People
  • Favourite gaming platform: PSP. For my favourite Yeyo Loco game
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mr Mullet, the Ashford twins, William Birkin, Wesker, The Merovingian, Pallis and Dr Dumaya
  • Personal Quote: "DENY ME MY COFFEE AND I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU"

PUBRIC ENEMIZ

We should never be allowed to talk about nice movies when we're all drunk and stoned.

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:iconvillens-verflochtung::iconversusplz::icontotenveloren:

EMO PERUVIS IS NO MATCH FOR DIRINGAAAAAAA

stamps what







special stamps for 'special' people

bulletin board

Hi.

I loev:
Starbucks coffee, crack, HELICOPTERS, violins, APOCALYPTICA, playing the piano, U-boats, spelling love as loev, Kahlua, pastries, stationery, rainy days, drawing, karaoke, the cesspool called GAIA, DDR, AK-47s, convertibles, BICYCLES, markets, strawberry-flavoured cigarettes (lame, I know), and PSPs.

I don't loev:
Hetalia fantards (fuck your KOLKOLKOL and unreasonable sudden respect for history), Twilight (perpetual facepalm), tea, COCKROACHES, copycats, trains, LIARS, attention whores, spoiled brats, bitter gourds, emos, hot weather, orange and blue, Sundays and Christian Bale.


Notice

oh harro. I instantly click delete on notes sometimes when I'm lazy or if I get spammed by the same person saying trivial things. I'm sorry, text walls make me cry if they're written with grade E spelling.

Quick answer2notes: I'm not drawing your character unless you pay me and no I am not impressed that you based your shitty RP character based on my designs thank you.

I'm also the laziest bastard ever, I will pay for it in hell, not to worry.

Bueno Diaz sweet cabrone! n___________________n


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...not until you scrape the Starbucks insignia on your left hand. Do it like a man.
I only take part in contests hosted by friends. I usually have 24389042504 things to do. Raiding coffeshops is one of them.

• Commissions: Open.
- ~Logos1959 (avatar)

• Art Trades: Closed.
Draw me a gazzilion strawberries first. This is the definition of a gazillion [link]
• trade with my campare ~MODUS-0PERANDI faggot.

Comments


:iconstereohappyperon:
Your painting skill surpass mine, therefore I must eat you.

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Noodles are good.
The sun is good.
I'm good with the goodness.
:icontotenveloren:
I TASTE LIKE MY ART. DON'T EAT SHIT, MY DEAR.

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-MODUS OPERANDI-

Oh shit they are here and they're actually serious about it.
:iconsovaaun:
AHSKDJLKDJF OMGZ ILUSOMUCH K LOLOLOLZ!!!

I just read your ID. Loled all over the place. I HAVE A TEST AT 9AM!! 8DD IT'S FREAKING 2:25AM!! 8D Wish me SKILLZ, not luck because my awezome friend Sammy says luck is for the un-awezome. xD I'll see you whenever and I'll pwn your azz on that game yeah you know which!

**showers in poptarts**

I'mma go sleep nao, because my brain is so dying right now, yelling at me to sleep. OK!

G'NIGHT!


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:iconfrancoslavic-banter:
</lurk><watch><considers fanart>

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Teach a man to fish and he has food for a lifetime. Teach him to fish for a living, and that’s all he’ll ever have.

-Horatio Pierpont
:icontotenveloren:
HOORAY MORE PEOPLE ARE DISABLING LURK MODE SO I CAN SEE AND TOUCH THEM.

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-MODUS OPERANDI-

Oh shit they are here and they're actually serious about it.
:iconfrancoslavic-banter:
but you always touched my heart.

:icondesuclub:


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Teach a man to fish and he has food for a lifetime. Teach him to fish for a living, and that’s all he’ll ever have.

-Horatio Pierpont
:iconvillens-verflochtung:
DIRINGA, SINCE WHEN DEVIANTART WAS SO KIND AND GIVING.

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Dolor.
:icontotenveloren:
IT IS???????????

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-MODUS OPERANDI-

Oh shit they are here and they're actually serious about it.
:iconbatbattallion:
HELLO *unlurks*

fanarts of Oliver [link] 8D
:icontotenveloren:
LURK MODE OFF. XP

XDD Thank you so much, YOUR ART IS AWESOME. :iconiluplz:

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-MODUS OPERANDI-

Oh shit they are here and they're actually serious about it.
:iconsovaaun:
PFFFT Bacon.

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:iconmodus-0perandi:
I am so angry that YIM and MSN have decided to be ASSES to each other now.

DEMAND YOU TO PUT UP THAT PERUVIS AND DIRINGA PICCU. SIRA AND EVE DEMAND IT TOO. DO IT BEFORE I GO ARMES VOS CITOYENS ON YOUR CUBAN ASS.

o and I finished drawing our trade, PROCEED WHEN I DO, FELLOW OPERANDIST. ^.^

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-MODUS OPERANDI-

In our modest family, I am the one with a killer's smile but I sweep the floors.
:icontotenveloren:
oh man i love how the cunt thing shows that you're writing but then no words show up. UNLESS YOU'RE FUCKING AROUND WITH MY MIND, ELAINE.

FU. Sira can go eat a wall of dicks for all I care, Eve needs to STFU gb2 kitchen and fetch me my crack like a damn fine bitch

jfkldzgjflkghjfdkjdgg HOLY MOTHER OF-
okay.

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-MODUS OPERANDI-

Oh shit they are here and they're actually serious about it.
:iconmodus-0perandi:
Mindfuck. I do it every day to every one uhuhuhuhuhuuu.

Dicktsunami. Eve said she's not bringing crack for shortasses. DIRINGA, MA BATTAILLON IS ALWAYS READY TO KIRR UR FAMUREEEE.

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-MODUS OPERANDI-

In our modest family, I am the one with a killer's smile but I sweep the floors.
:icontotenveloren:
THERE I DID IT, HAPPY NOW DUMBFUCK?????

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-MODUS OPERANDI-

Oh shit they are here and they're actually serious about it.
:iconpolkadottedfezes:
What cool arts~ :>

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:iconlogos1959:
DOOD

GIMMIE MSN NAME NAO! D8<

Uh, I mean....

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:iconsovaaun:
Parts of the Tin MAN too. So that's why the Wizard of Oz hasn't been on this month! YOU CAN-ABLE!

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:icontotenveloren:
I don't use a computer, it's a hand-cranked internet modem made from old tin cans.

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-MODUS OPERANDI-

Oh shit they are here and they're actually serious about it.
:iconlogos1959:
you use something that is.....

MORE SCIENTIFIC?

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